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What I Provide
21st Century Marketing Needs
Chipotle, Inc.
Because of being sponsored by Chipotle, Inc. we will endorse a nationwide Taco Tuesday holiday. This will cause ALL tacos be discounted by 30% at ALL restaurants on Tuesdays (subsidized by tax money) for patrons.
National Education Systems Inc.
We are going to reinstate corporal punishment in all schools and add a one year mandatory labor program (people will be paid minimum wage) between 8th and 9th grade.
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